Mar 26, 2004
"Richard Simmons cited for slapping man"
I didn't read the story. I didn't need to. The headline alone made for hours of amusing imaginative excursions.
If you haven't already heard it, you should get me to tell you the story of the time I ran into Richard Simmons at an airport. He did not slap me in the least.
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